March 2012
86 posts
journeyintothesun:
Why would you hit a woman though
They carry around your babies for god’s sake YOUR BABIES.
And even if they didn’t (or couldn’t) have you seen women They’re soft and warm
It’s like hitting a lion why would you are you stupid
February 2012
95 posts
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
Ragequit the wurld
Why is Penn Badgely so damn good looking?
And what kind of a person names their kid Penn? Could they just not decide on a name so they looked around the hospital room, saw the doctor holding a pen and went “cool, let’s just add another n to be hipster”?
i’m so sad all the time :( come home, best friend.
I really miss Bridget :(
Mum's instant reaction to rain: →
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I am the fucking queen of Temple Run.
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