• When people finish sentences with a comma instead of a full stop. DID YOU NOT ATTEND PRIMARY SCHOOL?
• When people leave the milk out of the fridge and it goes warm. How fucking hard is it to put it away again? Do you want your milk chilled? I DO. PUT THE FUCKING MILK AWAY.
• When I spend my valuable money on a nice brand of pads and my sister uses them and they all disappear. Either you buy your own fancy-ass pads or use Mum’s Aldi brand, okay? You can’t have my cool ones with the fun facts. I paid good damn money for those.
• When drivers don’t indicate to go around a corner and I’m sitting at the intersection being a polite and caring citizen, allowing them to pass but they never fucking do so I miss my chance to go. I COULD BE DYING AND YOU’RE INCONSIDERATE ATTITUDE IS STOPPING ME FROM GETTING TO SAFETY. JUST INDICATE.
• The super keen evangelical Christians who form Jesus society’s at Uni. Why? Why? I respect that you have your faith, but must you make all Christians look like total douchebags?
• When you apply for a job and the people don’t even call you back to say you failed. God.

Yeah sorry guyz. Little bit irritable today.